if i had a time machine, i’d go back in time and apologize profusely to all the people i’ve fucked up relationships with. i didn’t fix them when i needed to, and didn’t realize it until it was too late. now i’ve got regrets and i’ll probably never be able to alleviate them. all i can do is move on.

well, that and i’d kill hitler. there are some things you’ve just gotta do with a time machine.