radiovague:

I don’t think anyone understands how much thought I’ve put into the “beta kids meet on Neopets” headcanon like it’s all so perfect they meet on the Neoboards pretending to be 13 but they are all actually 9 or something.

John is that asshole who uses Chia Powder in the Battledome and his userlookup has one of those fake events “ghostytrickster has given you a Blue Draik Egg!” and he still thinks “Jelly World does not exist” jokes are hilarious.

Rose hangs around the Other Worlds and Evil Things and Monster Sightings and Neopian Writers boards and has written a 12-part story about the Shop Wizard that keeps getting TMGE’d. One time she wrote a poem and it got into the Poetry Gallery and she is secretly very, very proud of herself.

Dave is really good at Neopets because there is nothing more ironic than being good at Neopets. He has all the avatars and a lot of trophies and considers himself Neofamous and when he enters the Beauty Contest he wins first place.

Jade has like ten accounts or something and they are all filled with Lupes and she role-plays Lupes and this is how she gets her start as an Internet furry.

They all stopped playing with the 2007 site revamp. (Except for Dave who comes back every summer for the Altador Cup. He plays for Faerieland.)

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2 days agoMay 26, 2012